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glass bottles, which will be smashed to pieces.Ĩ. Any fight sequence shall take place in the vicinity of a stack of When the villain fires at the hero, he will always miss (unless the hero is required to die, as in rule).ħ. When the hero fires at the villain(s), he will never In a chase, the hero will always overtake the villain, even on a bullock-cart, or on foot.Ħ. Else, she will be raped by the villain within the 1st 30 minutes, and commit suicide.ĥ. The hero's sister will usually marry the hero's best friend (i.e. If it is said by the hero, or his lawyer, it will be sustained. Any court scene will have the dialogue "Objection milord". If there are 2 heroes in a movie, they will fight each other savegely for at least 5 minutes (10 if they are brothers).ģ. join the Red Cross and take off to Switzerland before the end of the movie.Ģ. If the number of heroes is not equal to the number of heroines, the excess heroes/heroines will Main Khiladi Tu Anari : You and Immigration Officerġ. Zakmee : After getting rejected twice for a Visa.Īb Kya Hoga? : Applied for Green Card too late. Gupt : Agreement of Programmer with number of consultants Himalaya Putra : Firmly asking for $70k from India Jo Jeeta Wohi Sikandar : After coming from consulate with a Visa. Hum Aapke Hain Koun : Illegal Immigrants in USĪur Pyar Ho Gaya : After staying in US for a Year.īahaar Aane Tak : Time period between Green Card and Citizenship.ĭesh Premee : Going back to India for goodĪgneepath : Going to Madras Consulate for getting a Visa. Hairaan : Non-Computer professionals on seeing computer professional's pay-check. Maharaja : Doctors who came to US in 70's
Hum tum ek kamre mein band ho aur chabi kho jaye full#
Sahib Bibi aur Ghulam : Client, your company and you.Īdmi Sadak Ka : Jumping from company to company.ĭayawan : Company paying full salary in benchĪaj Ka Gunda Raaj : Microsoft Monopoly in IT market. Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman : Once you are in US.Ĭhaudhvin ka Chand : Assembly programmer.
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Bechara : Computer professional in Singapore. Sajan Chale Sasural : Computer professional coming to US.ġ942 a Love story : Sticking to one company for more than a year.ĭil to Pagal Hai : Staying in India, dreaming of US.ĭeewana Mastana : Project Manager - Team Leader. Movies and their meaning to IT Professionals ** Client Ek Numbari, C Programmer Dus Numbari Khao bhar paet yaara jhoom jhoom ke hoole hoole.ĬhOle.chOle. Jab bhi koi Party ra bhooka paet boleĬ.chole.chole. Gaon tarana yaara jhoom jhoom ke hoole hoole. Tere yaad mein jaagu raat bhar.r.r.r.r.īazigar O. sapne churaye.Īb to raat bhar so nahin paata hun.kya karun hai.īazigar O. sapne dikhaye.Īb to mera dil jaage na soota hai.kya karun hai. Tumko marne ki tamanna hai.dushmani ka eerada hai.Īur ek vaada hai.Z.a.a.l.i.m. Tumse milne ki tamanna hai.pyar ka eerada hai.Īur ek vaada hai.J.a.a.n.a.m.